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(via reddit)
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i want to be a vampire so bad. it would open up a whole new world of procrastination. puts off finishing a novel for 100 years. i don’t do the dishes for 20. oh wait i don’t have dishes because i suck blood. another fucking win
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literally heartbreaking. see that crack.. he just BROKE his pussy.
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i really couldn’t care less if a character has “no redeeming qualities” i chose my faves with my pussy not my brain
(via brad-pitt)
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A single sperm has 37.5MB of DNA information in it. That means that a normal ejaculation represents a data transfer of 1,587.5TB.
Now that’s a lot of information to swallow
how do I delete other people’s posts
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(via savvv-d-blog)
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(via sorry)
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Not elegant enough to be a vampire…. . not jock enough to be a werewolf.. ..
goblin it is
(via everythingiscomicsans)
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am I doing the meme right
i hope this inspires a new one.
(via sorry)
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Peter b Parker: Michelle Obama is president in this universe?
Miles: yeah? Who’s president in your universe?
Miles: why are you crying?
(via itsagifnotagif)
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u ever think??
no & u cant make me
(via sorry)
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Big ol snail: *dies*
Hermit Crab:
(via encourage)
